What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do you think about me (Aditya Krishna)?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

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Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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